Very important quiz, people! Answer correctly and you may win a mimosa! (And by that I mean you may win the opportunity to buy yourself a mimosa.)

It’s just 3 questions, but you will learn a lot about yourself from it. A lot. 

1) True or false?

Lemon pizza sounds delicious.

2) True or false?

Pickle pizza sounds delicious.

3) True or false?

The trailer for the Disney movie African Cats makes you weep like a sniveling idiot.

So, how’d you do?

If you answered “False” to most of these—

 Congratulations! Your normal-ish! Buy yourself a mimosa! Multiple mimosas!

 

If you answered “So Effin’ True” to most of these—

 Congratulations! You’re pregnant! LIKE ME!

*Bonus points: you’re extra pregnant like me if you live in a town in the deep south that only recently—finally—in 2011— voted to allow Sunday alcohol sales. That’s right. Just in time for you to never again know the joys of a Sunday brunch mimosa. (Congratulations! Eat five motherf*%&*n’ Cadbury eggs instead!)